This December, Excess All Areas and Paul L Martin present the 14th of their now iconic, adult
pantomimes, Booty And The Biatch; the perfect antidote to the festive season’s barrage of
saccharine, family-friendly fare.
Booty, whose derriere is not slight, is saving up to read books at Oxbridge by nicking things and
selling them on Ebay. Her father, Maurice, is on a promise with Mary Berry, so she heads out for the Great British Bake-Off tent on his horse, Cheryl Cole. He discovers a palace populated by an overly sexed teapot and her fellow servants who tend to ‘The Biatch’. When they finally meet, will Booty fall for this vile queen or turn instead to the Spandex-clad eurosceptic Garage instead?
Imagine a world where Mrs Potts the teapot is a meth-head who talks to herself, the beast she cares for is a vile queen and the candlestick, Lumiere, is lactose intolerant. Prepare to be shocked; prepare to be offended; prepare to cry with laughter!
Time Out Critic’s Choice for 5 years running Excess All Areas’ Panto regulars Holly Aisbitt and
Jamie Anderson will take on the eponymous roles of Booty and The Biatch, respectively.
Burlesque fans will be delighted to learn that the fabulous Fancy Chance will also appear and, taking a breather from directorial duties this year, writer and cabaret stalwart Paul L Martin will be treading the boards as pantomime dame Mrs Potts. They will be supported by an all-singing, all-dancing cast of exciting new talent for a four night run at their shiny new home, Lost Theatre.
After the enormous success of Alice in Poundland and last year’s Pilates in the Caribbean, Paul L
Martin’s Booty & The Biatch promises to be just as funny, and just as filthy! A quarter of all tickets
have already sold, so you had better be quick if you want to catch this delightfully depraved take on a Disney classic. Don’t let the kids have all the fun this winter.
N.B: This event is for Adults ONLY. Ticket holders must be 18yrs and over.
“guaranteed filthy fun, groan-worthy wordplay, a rousing tale of good overcoming evil and general tarting about” (Time Out)
“marvellously energetic and unexpected” (What’s Peen Seen)
“dirty and depraved” The London Paper
www.paullmartin.com
Cast
Holly Aisbitt – Booty
Jamie Anderson – Biatch
Fancy Chance
Booking Information
Lost Theatre, 208 Wandsworth Road, London, SW8 2JU
December 14th – 17th 2014, 8:15pm
N.B: This event is for Adults ONLY. Ticket holders must be 18yrs and over.
Performances
Doors open 7:30pm
Running Time 2 hrs (with interval)
Price
£17.50 (plus booking fee)